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I have spent a very irritating morning already today. You see, I was insired by the video of droid-like characters engaged in the Senate floor debate between Senators Montigny and Menard over the siting of the destination casino. I went to the particular internet site where the passion play was created to compile my own ditty about Mayor Flanagan and Steve Torres having a conversation on the City's streets, down some trash strewn alley in the Flint district.
It actually can take up to two hours to create a two minute animation. The script, well, it was simple and insulting, of course, and no problem to write because if you can't write political satire in Fall River, you just aren't HUMAN!
But lo and behold, once I put the finishing touches on my masterpiece, they tried to dun me for CASH! Well my friends, I say "millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute". So, as they hold my creation hostage, I decided to publish this script the old fashioned way...with a couple of pics and a whole bunch of toungue in cheek!
Here goes....I call it "The Conversation" (sorry, Francis Ford Coppola) :
The Mayor:
Steve Torres:
Oh...no one important...
just the members of the City Council...
and the members of the School Committee...
and the folks down here in the Flint...
and the people in the E R waiting room at Saint Anne's....I told them that this hospital was having a MERSER outbreak...I watched the folks on crutches being run over by those in motorized wheelchairs trying to get out of there first!...I lost $50 bucks to Lizzy P, because I bet on the Cambodian little person to outrun the crazed 90 year old lady from Portugal in a wheel chairl. She was mumbling something about being Correia's aunt while crushing the little guy's sternum with her rear wheels! I think she thought he was a speed bump! Really gnarly stuff! Ha ha ha ha ha!
The Mayor:
Steve Torres:You can't....
I'm the REAL Mayor, not you......
Do you really think people respect you Little Willy Nilly? I mean, you stutter more than a 1923 Model T Ford...ah ah ah ah ah...dammit man, speak clearly or don't speak at all! And I'm the one who bought Lizzy those red 6 inch spiked high heels with the hooker straps...you only got her the pink wig.! The least you could have done was buy the poor woman that leopard print teddy for her court appearences....always remember what I taught you! Just like they said in the movie Doctor Detroit, "I am a lawyer, you cannot insult me!"
The Mayor:
How could , ah, I, ah, ever forget that. Words to, ah, live by! Not B -U -Y , that, ah, would be John Mitchell...ha ha ha ha ha !
Steve Torres:that's why I was willing to work for you, Willy!
Nothing works like out right, bald faced lies, and you got that down pat!
The Mayor:
I learned it all from you "dad"....now can I go on the painted pony ride? After all, if we go, I can always say I was trying to increase the business profile of the waterfront!
Steve Torres:
In that case we better dig up a sewer line...
that way we can say we opened up the Quequechan River...ha ha ha ha ha !
that way we can say we opened up the Quequechan River...ha ha ha ha ha !
The Mayor:
Ha ha ha ha ha...you kill me!
Steve Torres:
Nope...not me...
that will be your next
opponent...
Ha ha ha ha ha!...
Let's finish this photo op walk about!
It only costs money if you use premium characters and sets. You can still make a movie for free using their non-premium parts.
ReplyDeleteOh, I better spend more time readeing the thing..great. Now I'll have to write a longer script...maybe a conversation between disgraced candidates for higher office!...lmao
ReplyDeleteCan you set it in Leo's Basement? That would be awesome. Belated Welcome back, by the way, I knew they couldn't keep you down!
ReplyDelete-Wig Berto
You forgot Lease A. Strattan scripting the whole thing to get the max benefit for her hubby, Jimmy Viagara
ReplyDeleteWiggy B!..thanks my friend....That was one of my original ideas...I'm not done with this "NWE TECHNOLOGY" just yet...lol...you can bet Leo's basement is definitely going to make an appearence!
ReplyDeleteWhat?...when did they get married? I thought they were just Boyfriend and Goiyalfriend?! The HN should find a new editor then...the odd,occassional editorial criticising the Flanagan administration is like what an old accountant once told me about the IRS...."Always make a little mistake to give them a little cream on the top...then they'll stop looking for more and leave you alone!"...These episodic editorials against Flanagan are just that, BS opinions to make it LOOK like they are objective when they are anything but!
Everyday is a day of learning and discovery, and a gift.
ReplyDeleteOne day at a time
ReplyDeleteIf nothing changes, nothing changes.
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