A new gaming sensation!!!!

With just a little imagination and toungue planted firmly in cheek, you too can join in the fun of Fall River's favorite new parlor game "What the heck were they saying?". Join in, anyone can play! It's giving gaming in Fall River a whole new name!

Act 1, Scene 1

Hey, Ken Fiola? .....What the hell is in that pipe?!
What?...thought so...that explains a lot...STOP SWEATING, MAN, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!

Act 1, Scene 2

" Theyah ..ahhh..ya go sweethaaht..red and gold will ....ahhh...look good on yah......ahhh....jest doughnt say ...ahhh....anything to my....ahhh...wife or...Liz Perreria...ahhh...okay? "

Act 1, Scene 3

Steve Torres:
" As attorney for Mayor Flanagan I feel it is my duty to inform you, Chief Cromwell, hereafter known as party of the first part, that we reserve the right to alter this Memorandum of Agreement on behalf of my client, hereafter known as party of the second part, in any way we wish,  as soon as he's finished trying to MACK your first born with that tacky red and gold dress, hereafter known as PART-TEY ALL NIGHT LONG, Ok , Hiawatha?"

Chief Cromwell:
"Well, OK, as long as white man speak with forked toungue, heep big Chief Cromwell will shoot you with my forked AK 47, Ok, Cracker?....
You two schmucks ARE as dumb as you look, aren't you?! "
Oh, and don't worry, I'll have brave "He who rips the NYC phone book in half with his bare hands" show you to your John Deere's so you can ride them off my property....AND TAKE THE PIPE HITTIN" CRACK ADDICT WITH YOU!!



Act 1, Scene 4


Wampanoag with receeding hairline sitting down:
" Guys, I've got an Ivy league education!...I'm not wearing this get up!...Let the local yokels wear this crap...They have no education and no jobs....I just want to clip my coupons and spend a month in Rio!

Tall Wampanoag with spear:
" Hey...that's why we got TWO feathers, T-W-O! Just blend, ok? And smile, it won't break your face! Just think about how many times you'll be able to go to Rio because of these morons....Gamblers Anonymous, here they COMMMEEEEE!!! "

Act 1, Scene 5

Pilgrim #1:

"A Tall Ship? On the man made pond?"

Pilgrim #2:

"Oh...that must be John Kerry's...he doesn't have to pay the mooring tax!"
Pilgrim #1:

"What "mooring tax"...it's a pond, not an ocean! Besides, we don't have a Harbor Master!"

Pilgrim #2:

"We do now....Leo Pellitier got the job after he told Chief Cromwell about his experience with the flotilla...his 23 rubber duckies in his bathtub on Saturday nights!"

It's fun for children of all ages....give it a try.... I BET it'll bring out the kid in all of you!