May There Be a Pestilence Upon Their House!!!

The new ""Big Three" at a meet and greet with 13,000 close

 friends and Miami Heat fans last night in Miami

I have always been a basketball fan, having grown up with the Red Auerbach and Bill Russell Celtics, and all the editions of that team since. So when I  witnessed the travesty that occurred on ESPN this week concerning LameBron James, I was dumbfounded. Dumbfounded that I tuned in , first of all, that I swallowed the phony hype for what was a self serving, self paid for extended commercial for James and He and Him and Hisself, inclusive of a fraudulent Boys and Girls Club donation to dampen the bad goodwill he knew he'd create by abandoning Cleveland for life in Miami's fast lane with fellow superstar frauds Wade and  Bosh. I knew it would be a joke, but like a gratuitous, nasty auto accident, I couldn't keep my eyes away. The entire program was  far worse than any words could, and did, express.

So "King"James leaves his Ohio roots behind to meet up with long time buddies DeWayne Wade and Chris Bosh to etch their names, in their own minds, on every remaining NBA Championship trophy left while they all play together on the same team. This, of course, was met with anger in every other location that felt itself a possible suitor, not the least of which was his old stompin' ground , Cleveland.

In a rant worthy of Bobby Knight,  Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert's letter detailing what he thought was the "quitting" of  James during the playoffs against the eventual winner, our own Boston Celtics, especially in games 4, 5 and 6 of the series, was quite edifying. You see, unless you knew the story behind the story (LMAO, ROFL), you would have NO idea of the possible motivation behind those comments, other than anger at losing a superstar player to another team. In fact, James' quitting both the series and the Team could, at least partly, be the result of another former Celtic, the troubled Delonte West.

Now, I had not heard this rumor AT ALL. I don't recall hearing it discussed locally on sports talk radio or NESN or COMCAST SPORTS NET programs. But it HAS been discussed by ESPN radio hosts.....and if true (which I doubt....pfffttttttttt) is one of the funniest things, and strangest things, I've ever heard.

Apparently, Delonte West, a one time favorite CAV's teammate of James, was, ahhh, for lack of a more polite term, having a dirty-bird fling with James' momma! Iccchyyyyyyy to the max...LMAO, ROFL.....and that James' teammates all knew about it except for the "KING" himself, until just before NBA playoff game #4 against the Boston Celtics....LMAO, ROFL!!!!

So you will see two connected stories below, one about a twitter blast by another player's dad, whose son was traded from the Miami Heat because James didn't like his facial resemblance to Delonte West, and the other a 10 minute interview on ESPN radio. REDONKULOUS STUFF. Good luck with this emotional titan, Miami.

ENJOY!!!!!

Funny Story #1

Friday, July 9, 2010
Lebron wanted Beasley gone because he resembled Delonte

Michael Beasley's dad's tweet from today adds more smoke to the Delonte West banged Lebron's mom rumor, which came out after it looked like Lebron "quit" on the Cavs in their series versus the Celtics. At first I thought the rumor was too crazy to be true and it very likely still could not be, but this is some wild stuff. No wonder Michael Beasley became a leopard on the Heat and they were willing to dump the former #2 pick to the Wolves for nothing. Couldn't he simply have just shaved his head? Also, no truth to the rumor that Gloria James was spotted today apartment shopping in Minnesota.
 
 
 
 
 
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Funny Story #2

(Not my pic folks...it came with the story!)

Thursday, May 20, 2010
Calvin Murphy corroborates Delonte/James rumor

Well the most bizarre rumor of the year in many years took an unsuspected twist today when former NBA star Calvin Murphy according to his sources claimed the Delonte West/Gloria James affair is true (oh and Delonte wasn't the only one). Now Calvin Murphy has his own checkered past, so take that into account. He claims that all Lebron's teammates were aware of the affair and Lebron was the last to know. It's really still so far fetched to me and despicable to think about, so I will limit my tasteless jokes to only 3 for now: Once a Celtic, always a Celtic. And we thought Rasheed was going to be our 6th man. I thought Delonte was a motherf#$%##$ for getting busted on a bike with three guns, but this I guess confirms it.

I still highly doubt this rumor for what its worth.