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In yet another sign of a struggling economy, Santa Claus "permanently furloughed" his enire crew of reindeer. In it's place, Santa purchased a surplus British Harrier Jump Jet and inserted a glowing red light in the aircraft's nose. Upon descending onto a roof top, Santa will dangle 12 elves so their moving legs will appear to be the legs of reindeer running, once a set of blinking red lights, green , red and gold lasers and smoke machine help authenticate the desired illusion. Santa was concerned for the kids and demanded this be a feature of the Jet. Merry Christmas and a Happy Las Vegas to you too Santa!
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